This document contains classified information regarding Budsforbuddies, an anomalous entity classified as Anomaly Class C — Persistent Threat. Unauthorized exposure may result in exposure to unpredictable behavioral anomalies, data corruption, or other unforeseen risks.
All personnel must acknowledge understanding of the risks before accessing the subject file. Failure to comply may compromise personal safety and operational integrity.
Current appearance of Budsforbuddies — stable for now, unpredictable at all times.
Budsforbuddies is a loud, chaotic nightmare who somehow manages to make every f*cking thing she touches more broken than it was before. She’s famous online for being a disaster magnet, endlessly yelling at her own mistakes while somehow thinking she’s a genius. Watching her is like watching a trainwreck—funny, terrifying, and impossible to look away from.
Buds is 18, canonically stupid, and somehow immortal—she’s on her 917th life and probably has 1,000 in total. She’s a criminal by nature (animal abuse, breaking things, general chaos) and a traitor to every sense of competence in the world. Every mistake is a “learning experience,” yet she never seems to actually learn. Friends and enemies alike are constantly flabbergasted by her ability to survive her own shitshow.
Buds is a light-skinned girl with green eyes and light-black hair with a cherry-red stripe down the middle. She wears an orange fox hoodie with an animated face that matches her mood (chaotic grin, oops, f*cked up again), grey/red headphones, a cherry-red neck bandana with white stripes, matching backpack, dark brown boots with light-black stripes, and light-black socks. She looks ready for chaos—and she always delivers.
Buds spends her time creating absolute chaos wherever she goes. She’s a “creator” in the sense that she makes stuff… that usually doesn’t work. Projects range from half-baked games to random experiments that fuck everything up, often crashing servers, confusing pets, or accidentally pranking everyone around her. She also abuses her pets’ powers for whatever dumb idea she has at the moment, grants abilities nobody asked for, and generally leaves a trail of mayhem wherever she steps. Somehow, she survives all of this and calls it “work.”
If you ever spot Budsforbuddies roaming free, congratulations — you’re about to witness pure chaos in motion. Do not expect anything normal to happen. She will probably be pranking someone, messing with her pets, or doing something so stupid that you’ll question reality itself.
If she’s interacting with her pets, be prepared: she might be giving them new abilities, which almost always ends with more trouble than you can imagine. Do not try to stop her — she’s too unpredictable, and you’ll just end up tangled in whatever nonsense she’s cooking.
Even if she seems calm, remember: she has around 1,000 lives. She doesn’t learn from mistakes the way normal people do, so every encounter is a repeat of past disasters — except louder, stupider, and somehow even more chaotic.
Your best strategy? Keep a safe distance, do not respond to her pranks, and avoid getting caught up in whatever “plan” she’s currently devising.
If you manage to survive the encounter, do not brag about it online. She’ll find the post, comment “LMAOOO TRUE,” and then hunt you down.