General Info

Ah yes — Cocothedogisuseless. The name alone sounds like a cry for help wrapped in cyberbullying and bad animation choices. Originally known as Watermelon, and later rebranded into the walking chaos tornado called BudsForBuddies, this so-called “animator” made her mark not with talent, but pure unhinged audacity.

She didn’t just troll, no, she declared war on decency, targeting a user named CocoTheDog with grotesque “killing” animations so cringe they should’ve come with a trauma waiver. Then topped it off by renaming her entire channel to “CocoTheDogIsUseless” like some middle-school revenge fantasy gone horribly viral.

Abilities

cricket chirping

None.

Appearance

Her OC Watermelon sported pastel green fur drenched in aesthetic overkill — pink markings on ears, paws, tail… even blush permanently painted on like she forgot how to emote normally. Add white fluff across the chest (for that "I’m innocent!" vibe), and claws dipped in black-pink goth nail polish straight outta 2014 Tumblr hell.

Looks cute?
Sure.
Is it hollow as hell underneath?
Absolutely.

Fun Facts

• Rumors swirl about her being deep into toxic proshipping drama during that era (think: forcing characters into fucked-up relationships for clout), though nothing was ever 100% proven… because honestly? No one wanted to dig deeper than they had to.
• And yes — confirmed Catta tracer through and through: borrowing poses, styles, expressions… basically using other artists’ hard work while spewing hate online like free Wi-Fi at a library of shame.

So yeah — Cocothedogisuseless isn’t legendary. She’s cautionary. A full-blown case study in what happens when ego meets zero accountability… served fresh with extra cringe 🍽️